dumbass with sword found dead with 2 gunshot wounds
Telegraph cables, 1865
"If I ever figure out how to cast spells by punching, I won’t need you either."
At my funeral, I want a big banner of the “YOU DIED” from Dark Souls behind my casket.
Well, Dark Souls, you did it, you finally got me. I trudged through everything you could throw at me: The Capra Demon, Blighttown, The Painted World of Ariamis, those fucking archers, invisible walkways, Manus, constant invasions and everything else I’m repressing that made me say ‘God damn it!’. I beat it all, but I can’t eat this.
So, bravo, Dark Souls. You’re still easily one of the best games I’ve ever played, and you fucking beat me.
|—||Ax, Book #18: The Decision, pg. 8 (by K.A. Applegate)|
we were all buried at sea.