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thatfuckingcrowv2:

dumbass with sword found dead with 2 gunshot wounds

thatfuckingcrowv2:

dumbass with sword found dead with 2 gunshot wounds

fuckyeah-nerdery:

WOOO!
engineeringhistory:

Telegraph cables, 1865

engineeringhistory:

Telegraph cables, 1865

noobtheloser:

"If I ever figure out how to cast spells by punching, I won’t need you either." 

goodoldfisticuffs:

At my funeral, I want a big banner of the “YOU DIED” from Dark Souls behind my casket.

aeruh-aoi:

 Ilya Repin

Well, Dark Souls, you did it, you finally got me. I trudged through everything you could throw at me: The Capra Demon, Blighttown, The Painted World of Ariamis, those fucking archers, invisible walkways, Manus, constant invasions and everything else I’m repressing that made me say ‘God damn it!’. I beat it all, but I can’t eat this.

So, bravo, Dark Souls. You’re still easily one of the best games I’ve ever played, and you fucking beat me. 

Humor is more common among humans than among Andalites. I think they have to resort to humor. It helps them deal with the embarrassment of being so wobbly on their two ridiculous legs.
Ax, Book #18: The Decision, pg. 8 (by K.A. Applegate)
springrollsforlunch:

we were all buried at sea.

springrollsforlunch:

we were all buried at sea.